This is my first foray into MckMama's world of "Not Me" Mondays. I thought everyone in my family had a "not me" moment or two this week, so sharing just seemed like the right thing to do.
I'll spill Mommy's beans first: It is not Mommy who has left up my birthday party decorations for over a week. She would never put off undecorating for that long! She knows exactly what she is going to do with the monthday pics, paper lanterns, and photo banners she put up around the house last weekend, so they all came down a loooong time ago.
And as for Daddy...he certainly does not care about the Winter Olympics. Seeing as he doesn't care for this every-four-years event, he did not put me in my Bumbo so that he could feed me dinner in front of the TV tonight while Mommy attended a meeting. Nope, that was not my Daddy!
And me? Well, I did not pull the cover off the photo book that Daddy gave Mommy for their anniversary 3.5 years ago. I am always super gentle with everything my little hands touch, so that could not have been done by me.
I also did not force my Daddy to add this piece of hardware to the kitchen pantry.
Since my little hands do not touch things after the first time I hear Mommy and Daddy say "No", this was a completely unnecessary precaution.