Mommy really wanted to take pictures of me with my new fan club, but she accidentally left all of our "Bug's Life Photography Release" forms at home. Therefore, you'll have to forgive the lack of multiple subjects in the following pictures (we waited until the kindergarteners went inside to take them).
When Mommy was a teacher, she would come home with some of the best stories ever. If she's being honest, Mommy has to admit that hearing unintentionally hilarious statements is one thing she misses about teaching full time. Here are a few chuckle inducing quotes she's overheard in her years as a kindergarten teacher:
"Are you going to lemonade* that for us?"
"It's really froggy outside today."
"My mommy says that Santa isn't real and all ya'lls parents are liars!"
"Oh Moss...you're so cooooool!" (from a clearly delusional child)
"My big brother says you're hot."
*Can you guess what word this student had confused with "lemonade"?